Hump Day Kick Start

Song of the Day: Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N’ Roses

First, I want to give a hearty welcome to MuseTrack’s newest member, Stacey Purcell. She’s a spunky gal and I am confident you will find her a worthy addition to the MuseTrack family. Be looking for her first post soon!

Now, for what you’ve been waiting for, today’s kick start.

Hey, watch where you point that thing!

So folks, who is he? Cop? Bodyguard? Club owner? Man on the run? Where is he? A hotel? His bedroom? A woman’s bedroom? A yacht? What’s he doing? Is he ready to play rough? Resting before a big take down? Polishing his gun? (gasp) Just look at the way he’s looking at you. Tell me what he’s thinking.

I’d love to hear from you.

30 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start

  1. aarongraham says:

    Do you recall what the N.Y. Giant’s reciever, Plaxico Burress did back in 2008 in a night club? Yep. Shot himself in the leg and was then arrested for not having a license to carry said gun:

    So I think your gigilo is about to pull a plaxico on you!


  2. jbrayweber says:

    Oh gawd, I hope not, Aaron! 🙂


  3. This hero would never end up shooting himself…well, at least not in my fantasy! He’s been rescued after being held prisoner in a drug cartel sting gone bad. A feisty reporter had connections on the street that led to him being set free, but the drug lord won’t stop until he has blood. Our guy is at his hotel recouping at hears a rattle at the door….
    Ok, you all fill in the rest of the story!


  4. jbrayweber says:

    With that look on his face, he might be hoping for the feisty reporter. Thanks, Stacey!


  5. William says:

    (laughing) Calling Stacey ‘spunky’ is kind of like saying “Yeah, Paul McCartney was in this little garage band before he was in ‘Wings’.”

    It always fries me to see someone ‘holster’ a gun that way. It’s been done, with predictable results, to the point it’s known as ‘testicide’, for obvious reasons…:) Don’t let The Hero do that!


  6. jbrayweber says:

    Come on. Let the hero live dangerously. Besides, he looks sexy doing the ‘testicle’. LOL!


  7. William says:

    Well, knowing you two, the bullet would probably bounce off anyway….:)


  8. Kristen says:

    Poor Mr. Jones. Black-balled by The Agency for wearing a Pirates of the Caribbean 4 shirt.


  9. jbrayweber says:

    LOL! Nice, Kristen. Thanks for the laugh!


  10. jeff7salter says:

    Okay, this one’s easy. Escaped mental patient breaks into his ex-girlfriend’s trailer and strips down, expecting a welcome home.
    While Igno was incarcerated, Lina finally came to her senses. This guy was not only trouble, he was dangerous.
    Sure enough, Igno reacts poorly to being rebuffed.
    He looks around the trailer for a hostage … but nobody else is there. Igno can only think of his ‘best friend’. So, he points the loaded semi-auto — prob. 9 mm — at his ‘friend’ and constant companion … and looks up at Lina. “Okay, if you don’t come back with me, I’ll kill him.”
    Lina pauses, remembering all the bad times with this psycho, and replies, simply: “Shoot!”


  11. jbrayweber says:

    Stop, your killing me! Hmm, good-looking and dangerous. Too bad his whacked! This is hilarious!!!
    Thanks, Hound dog! 😉


  12. Hi Jeff-
    That was the best post ever. My friends down the street think I’ve gone crazy because they could hear me laughing like a lunatic! This has been the highlight of my day so far!! Funny funny-


  13. jeff7salter says:

    I should have let Lina say, “Go ahead, make my day!”

    Thanks, Stacey. Always glad to accomodate.
    And to think I worried y’all would find my post today a bit too ‘dark’.

    Jenn: Thanks … and you’re welcome.

    For Jenn’s readers here, please check out her appearance as a Guest Fox on my group blog tomorrow (Thur) at


  14. jeff7salter says:

    Oops, left out part of the address for Jenn’s appearance tomorrow:


  15. jbrayweber says:

    Aw…shucks, Jeff. I’m blushing.


  16. jeff7salter says:

    Wait til you read my intro tomorrow …


  17. Thanks for the pic, Jenn; and everyone for the comments.

    First off, this photo pretty well answers the old question: “Is that your gun, or are you pleased to see me?” In this case, both!

    Second, is it just me, or does this guy look a lot like the young Brad Pitt?

    Third, note the design on the front of his briefs. He’s behind the eight ball. He’s been through a slew of bad luck lately. Maybe he’s a police detective who can’t nail a notorious serial killer, no matter how hard he tries.

    Then a new forensic scientist—our heroine, of course—is assigned to the case. Between her thinking outside the box and his determination, they get closer to finding the killer.

    Maybe too close? There’s a knock on the door. “Jeff, open up. It’s me.”

    It sounds like her . . . but not quite. Is someone impersonating her?

    He picks up his pistol from his bedside table. Automatically he starts to hide it in his clothes—then remembers he’s wearing hardly any.

    I sure hope that at this moment, he’s not trigger-happy!


  18. jbrayweber says:

    Love it, Mary Anne! I’m hoping he’s just pleased to see us. 😉
    It’s not the heroine behind the door, it’s me! LOL!
    Thanks for playing along.

    BTW – like how you used the name Jeff. (tee hee)


  19. Susan Muller says:

    Okay, ladies. I hate to tell you this, but stay away from this guy. I don’t care how cute he is. Any guy who uses his big friend to play with his little friend (or vice versa) is way too screwy to take on. Yes, pun intended.

    Besides, if he keeps this up, he won’t have the equipment to do you any good for much longer.


  20. jbrayweber says:

    LOL! Aw, come on, Susan. He’s living dangerously!


  21. butterflyofthelake says:

    I loved your post Jeff. Very funny. My thoughts were along the same lines but took a different twist…

    “I’ve told you I need a break. I don’t want to star in a spoof called ‘David does Dallas’. So are you willing to play Russian roulette with the money maker or do I get my long overdue vacation?”


  22. jbrayweber says:

    Ooh, even better, Butterfly. (Sorry, Jeff.) No vacay for David.


  23. Deanne says:

    I hope the guns either not loaded or the safety is on. That would be a waste.


  24. jbrayweber says:

    One way or the other, something’s loaded. LOL!


  25. jeff7salter says:

    Butterfly…, that’s a great finale!


  26. William says:

    That’s the advance poster for a remake of the 1970’s John Holmes classic JACK HAMMER, PRIVATE DICK. The ‘8’ is advertising…. or bragging…..


  27. jbrayweber says:

    And you would know of this porno flick, Will, because…………


  28. Melissa says:

    Yeah! Can’t wait for Stacey’s spunk and humor to show itself on the blog! 🙂 Oh, wait! It already has!! Waving big and laughing at the image in my head of your neighbor’s faces.

    As for the picture…this guy is seriously disturbed in my opinion. It’s a shame he’s such a hottie!! LOL


  29. jbrayweber says:

    I agree, he’s a hottie, but we should really ditch the tighty whities.


  30. William says:

    Jenn said: And you would know of this porno flick, Will, because…………

    Because I remember the riot when the movie was first released!


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