Hump Day Kick Start – Hedge Trimming Edition

Song of the Day: Poison by Alice Cooper

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

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This looks to be your classic socialite and groundskeeper scenario. Or is it?

Could she be bribing the gardener into planting poisonous herbs so she can discreetly off her husband? Maybe she’s rewarding him for a job well done on her hedge. Perhaps he’s an undercover agent who just gave ‘bugged’ flowers to the sexy mob boss.

Are those shears in his belt, or he just happy to see her. LOL. Lame, I know.

Do me better. What’s going on in the picture. Let’s hear from you.

12 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Hedge Trimming Edition

  1. I think she’s engaging in an affair.


  2. jbrayweber says:

    Looks that way, doesn’t it, Ella. 🙂


  3. Diane Kelly says:

    She’s too pushy grabbing him like he’s just a piece of meat, so he’s going to cut off her head with the hedge clippers. Mwa-ha-ha!


  4. jbrayweber says:

    Ooohhh….I like your thinking, Diane! Hahaha!


  5. jeff7salter says:

    Hmm. The body language has lots of antagonism.
    She’s obviously ticked that he’s not where he’s supposed to be, taking her where she wants to be.
    He’s obviously absorbed in something else and wishes she’d leave him alone.
    Typical Venus-Mars impasse.
    This one is more about WILLS than passion.


  6. jbrayweber says:

    Great observation, Jeff. Maybe he’s tired of being her boy toy and still having to do her lawn. He will get that raise, the one that involves money, dang it! LOL!


  7. Shauna Allen says:

    She’s in funeral garb for her rich mob boss husband, who he’s just killed for her. Little does he know, she has no intention of really running away with him. Sad, sad case, really. Cuz he’s hot. Mean lady. I’ll take him. 🙂


  8. jbrayweber says:

    I agree, Shauna. Mean lady. Poor guy is gonna need some serious consoling. Or counseling. HAHA!


  9. Thank you for the post, Jennifer. I think the chick is Lady Chatterley’s great-great-granddaughter. She’s carrying on the family tradition of blue-blood women fooling around with blue-collar guys. But this time her lover is not a gamekeeper, but rather a gardener. An excellent gardener, as you can tell by the flowers in her bouquet. But the kind of horticulture she has in mind is sowing wild oats!


  10. jbrayweber says:

    LOL. Love your wit, Mary Anne. And now I’m wondering if the soil will be fertile enough. 😉


  11. Suzan Harden says:

    Sorry, Jenn, too much much decongestant and cough syrup. I can’t think of a good line. This is why you you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.


  12. jbrayweber says:

    Wow. You MUST be drugged if you don’t have a one-liner. 🙂 Hope you feel better soon, my dear!


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