Hump Day Kick Start – Football Edition

Song of the Day: Running Away by Hoobastank

I have sinned. But I’m guessing you all will forgive me.

So, I’m still really excited by my NFL home team being the best in the AFC. Go TEXANS! And to celebrate, I bring you this week’s Hump Day Kick Start.

Let’s assume this delectable guy is a football player, shall we? Tell me more about him. Where is he? Where does the path lead? Why is he in the buff? What about his tats? What do they mean to him? Why is his, er, ball gold?

Come on, guys. I’ve gone out on a limb, here. Make it count. Let’s hear from you.

20 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Football Edition

  1. Sarah Andre says:

    That’s what they call a Two Hander.


  2. jbrayweber says:

    You never disappoint, Sarah.


  3. jeff7salter says:

    the technician at the tattoo parlor was only about 40% finished with this project when the place was raided and Ralph had to flee. He obviously left so quickly that he couldn’t collect his clothing.
    In the panic of departure (just ahead of the cops) Ralph only recalled his buddy’s taunting dare: “You don’t have the balls to get that full-body tattoo.” So, Ralph’s subconscious impulse was to grab, uh, a ball … on his way out.


  4. jbrayweber says:

    Ralph? Ralph? HAHA! Jeff, he’s far too macho for a name like that. But, oh, how I love wondering what names you will conjure up for the prompts. 🙂
    And what a great dilemma you created. Love it!


  5. He’s not really human but a merman which his the reason for the designs on his body. The golden ball is some sort of artifact from his world.


  6. jbrayweber says:

    Wow. Is that what a merman looks like, Ella? I want one. 😀


  7. carlakempert says:

    Twenty-six! Thirteen! Hut hut hut! He hands off the ball…and the crowd (of women) goes wild!


  8. jbrayweber says:

    And they are doing the wave, too, Carla. LOL!


  9. Okay, there is something wrong with me. I’m sitting here wondering why he’s standing in the gravel instead of on the blocks. Does he have shoes on?


  10. jbrayweber says:

    Agreed. There *is* something wrong with you. God grief, woman! Who cares if he’s wearing shoes!


  11. Thank you for your “Hump Day” kick start, Jenn.

    Let’s see, this football player is between two houses on the seashore. Let’s say he’s in a glamorous oceanfront town like Malibu. Let’s name him Joe (as usual). He’s a tight end (heh-heh) for the UCLA Trojans (don’t worry, I won’t extrapolate on the name of the team; too easy).

    One of the homes is the beach house belonging to Mandy, the world’s youngest billionairess. She watched him play and thought Joe was the sexiest player who ever picked up a pigskin. So she invited him to a party at her beach house.

    But when he got there, he found to his surprise that he was her only guest. And Mandy wanted to play a position—open receiver!


  12. jbrayweber says:

    Ho, ho! Mary Anne! You naughty, naughty, very clever, girl! You win, so to speak, today’s prompt. Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh!


  13. Suzan Harden says:

    *knock* Kknock* Excuse me, Mrs. S.? I was wondering Suzan could out and play catch?


  14. jbrayweber says:

    Sorry, son. Suzan’s busy. But I could run a play or two with you. *wink*


  15. Okay, I’m not really worried about his shoes. I’m wondering if all that waxing was painful. If you’ll give me his number, I’ll call him and ask.


  16. jbrayweber says:

    HAHA! Awww…your concern for him is touching, Susan. Surely he wouldn’t mind if you brought him some cooling oil and helped apply it. He’s got his hands full, ya know.


  17. jeff7salter says:

    Yeah, I think Mary Anne wins another round.


  18. jbrayweber says:

    Agreed, Jeff! 🙂 Better luck next time. Ha!


  19. Ok, I won’t even try- Mary Anne had the best quips here. What a hoot!! Love the picture BTW.


  20. jbrayweber says:

    It is pretty awesome, Stacey. Found another by accident that was much more racy. Decided it was too over the top. Ha!


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