Hump Day Kick Start – Yummy Santa Edition

Song of the Day: Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

tat xmas

My gift to you. 🙂

Tell me about ‘Santa’. Is he, um, trimming the tree? Decking the, er, halls? Is he checking his list? Maybe Missus Claus has been naughty and has him tethered in the lights. What tale does he have to tell?  Ho, ho, ho. Let your imaginations soar.

19 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Yummy Santa Edition

  1. jbrayweber says:

    Yes, yes, of course. Jane Seymour is YOUR definition of Xmas, William. I like mine to come with a six pack.


  2. Sarah Andre says:

    Chest hair….LOTS of chest hair…yucky, ick, ick.
    I am therefore unable to respond to HD today. 😦
    Well..I guess I come up with one thing:
    I hope that furry chest-mat doesn’t catch on fire with all those hot bulbs.


  3. jbrayweber says:

    I could do without the chest hair, too, Sarah. Nothing a little manscaping can fix. LOL!


  4. This has been making the rounds, but i still love it.


  5. jbrayweber says:

    Me, too, Ella. Love the ripples and the tat.


  6. Suzan Harden says:

    Don’t listen to those Scroodges, Jenn! I LURV real men! That said…

    Poor Santa! Mrs. Claus told him to put up the Christmas tree, but he got all tangled in the lights. Instead of helping him, Mrs. Claus is standing there with the whip from his sleigh, telling him what a bad Santa he’s been.


  7. jbrayweber says:

    HA! So what you are saying, Suzan, is she’s going to jingle his bells. 😀


  8. You did it again, Jenn! Here’s my take:

    Mrs. Claus was getting really bored with Santa. After all, he comes only once a year.

    Then she got hold of the best-selling romance novel of 2012—you know, THAT book—and decided to try out this stuff. Not with her husband, of course; too busy this time of year. Nor would his elves do. They, uh, don’t measure up.

    But sure enough, a hunky ice-road trucker named Joe delivered a load of supplies to Santa’s workshop. Mrs. Claus suddenly got the hots for him. Surely he could deliver a load of something else!

    Joe was lonely and needed female companionship. Of course he fell for her. The two of them really heated up the polar cap!

    But when she suggested something “grey”, she couldn’t find any manacles or ropes. Just a cord of Christmas-tree lights. So she tied him up with it, then made love with him. You’d better believe sparks flew. They blew out every bulb in the cord!


  9. jbrayweber says:

    Mary Anne…you DO NOT disappoint. Once again, you rein (and yes, I’m spelling it correctly). Joe, er, I mean Santa, should bring you something special this holiday for your crazy, funny wit.

    Thanks for the giggles!


  10. jeff7salter says:

    I can’t top Mary Anne’s take on it, so I’ll just say he’s the Encino Man brought back to life by the current from those light strands.


  11. jbrayweber says:

    If that is what an Encino man looks like, hand me an ice pick. LOL! Thanks, Jeff. You’ve been such a great sport.


  12. Lark Howard says:

    Rather furry, isn’t he?


  13. jbrayweber says:

    It’s his winter coat, Lark. 😉


  14. jeff7salter says:

    I still say, I want to see his sister


  15. jbrayweber says:

    Only if she looks as good as he does.


  16. Mmmm, someone warm and cozy to snuggle up with. And he comes with his own blanket.


  17. jbrayweber says:

    HAHAHA, Susan! Can ANYONE look past his fuzzy chest long enough to see those muscles?


  18. I didn’t know where to post, but I’ve nominated Jenn and Stacey here at MuseTracks for the 2012 Blog of the Year. Hope over to my Tuesday the 18th post for details. Thanks for a great blog and fantastic information, fun factoids and great times.


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