Hump Day Kick Start – Slither Edition

Song of the Day: Slither by Velvet Revolver

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

snake

It’s that time again. Time for man and beast.

Who is our lean, fit subject today? Snake charmer? Wildlife wrangler? Herpetologist? What happened to his shirt? (Not that I’m complaining.) Is he stranded in the jungle? How did he get there? ? Is he an actor on the set of the next Tarzan movie? Is he a modern day Adam? If so, where is Eve?

Don’t let the size of his snake scare you. Let’s hear your take.

12 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Slither Edition

  1. girldrinkdrunk says:

    The Perils of Being Married to Bear Grylls Part 16: Snake Dinner Wednesdays.

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  2. jbrayweber says:

    HAHA! Bear got a makeover. Nice! Love it, Kristen!

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  3. Sarah Andre says:

    Oh, I’ll be along shortly…sigh.

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  4. jbrayweber says:

    Waiting…

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  5. Sarah Andre says:

    This is the handsome, only son of Adonis (Greek God of Beauty and Desire) and Manasa (Hindu Snake Goddess of Prosperity and Fertility.) His name is so complicated to spell, read and pronounce that for purposes of me needing to get to yoga, we’ll just call him Hotness. And his snake…the one on his arm…is Nirie. They grew up together and are the best of pals

    Last week Hotness was given a stupefyingly beautiful virgin bride by Zeus, God of Thunder. Only this bride is such a bashful, trembling wreck Hotness has not even been able to hold her hand. No matter how gentle he behaves near her or how soothingly he speaks she will not allow him within an inch of her.

    Well, a week is a long time for a guy like Hotness to gaze upon this wondrous beauty and know he cannot touch her, hold her, kiss her…and other stuff. He is beyond desperate. And now she is reclining on the grass in peaceful slumber (nude, because they had no clothes in mythology.) How, HOW can he spark her desire?

    Nirie, watching all of this and feeling very sorry for his pal, slithers up his arm and whispers a solution. And this is a snapshot of Hotness, still standing 2 whole inches away from his bride, about to wake her and say:

    “I will not touch you, my sweet. I will only reach down slowly and hand you Nirie. You are not afraid of him like you are of me, right? (sigh) I didn’t think so. Now he is in your arms, feel his strength, his heaviness. Close your eyes and stroke all of him, feel his power and know he won’t hurt you. Tell me, as he wraps around you and slithers so slowly and gently…are you frightened? No? I will make you feel the same, blush the same. Allow me to try…”

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  6. jbrayweber says:

    Sarah, I must say. You are such a versatile writer. 😀 And such a dirty mind. No wonder we get along so well! Another great story, my friend!

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  7. jeff7salter says:

    I need a cold shower after reading Sarah’s entry.
    Okay, here’s mine:
    Setting is the Garden of Eden.
    Principal is the well-known Adam.
    Adam and his new wife have just been discussing fruit trees and knowledge. Eve needed help convincing her husband to sample one particular fruit in the middle of the garden complex.
    So she enlisted the assistance of someone she’d only recently met … over yonder near that tree. He can be very persuasive.

    Oh, and Jenn — where’s the photo of EVE holding the snake in this same general pose?

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  8. jbrayweber says:

    Sarah likes to keep us on our toes, doesn’t she Jeff? I’m just wondering if your water bill is high. Or, does your ground water well run dry? LOL!

    Gosh, I must have misplaced that picture of Eve. Sorry, ol’ boy. Maybe next time. 😀

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  9. jeff7salter says:

    LOL, you keep saying next time …

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  10. jbrayweber says:

    You can’t say that I don’t throw you a bone now and again.

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  11. jeff7salter says:

    Well, give me a minute to chuckle over your use of the word ‘bone’.
    Okay.
    Yes, you have occasionally tossed in a lovely lady, but I notice the guys you select have considerably LESS clothing …
    Just sayin’

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  12. jbrayweber says:

    Hear ya loud and clear, my friend. 😉

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