Hump Day Kick Start – Putting Sexy in Orange Juice

Song of the Day: On The Floor by JLo and Pitbull

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

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Throwing a bone (hehe) to our male visitors for today’s prompt. And this one caught my eye.

Who is our sexy gal? And why is she sitting on the grass drinking a half gallon of orange juice? Was it a wild party last night and now she is so, so thirsty – which is odd considering how much she drank the night before? Did her boyfriend throw her out in her undies? Why? What did she do? Did she sleepwalk, and on her way out raided the fridge? Is she on the set of her latest modeling gig, but, damn it’s early, and she hasn’t had breakfast yet? Hey, who doesn’t like a mimosa in the morning? Where is she? Is she leaning against an old tattoo shop/mausoleum/garage? Is that OJ spiked? Maybe she’s trying to drink away her memories of Evan, her rubber ducky (or boyfriend) – as evident on her arm.

Love to hear your take on this.

10 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Putting Sexy in Orange Juice

  1. Alleluia. I can’t legally make any more comments 🙂

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  2. jbrayweber says:

    HAHA! That’s an appropriate comment, Massimo. Priceless!

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  3. jbrayweber says:

    Many Thanks!

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  4. jeff7salter says:

    Well, I appreciate the effort, but she’s not my type. Just a leeetle too sloppy drinking her spiked OJ behind the barn. Ha.
    Okay, here’s Doretta’s story:

    Still half asleep after the wild party last night, Doretta McSwine was less surprised that her clothes were missing than she was at the sudden expanse of new ink over her midriff and arm.
    “That had to be Jeb,” she muttered, knowing only he would consider mixing the imagery of a monkey skull with a rubber ducky.
    She was thirsty and her mouth tasted like she’d been chewing unprocessed cotton. A re-purposed jug was near and it didn’t even occur to her to sniff it first. Fortunately, it was mostly OJ, with just a teeny bit of the ‘shine which somebody had brought to the party.
    Or was it a party?
    When Doretta arrived there were just three guys. They all looked ravenously hungry, but nobody had brought any food. She recalled wondering how they would sate their appetites…
    After a long draught of the spiked OJ, Doretta looked around and realized there were light poles and a man with a video camera.
    “Oh boy,” she thought, “I bet we just filmed another episode of Duck Dynasty.”

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  5. jbrayweber says:

    Now, Jeff. Let’s not get picky. I did, after all, use a female prompt today.
    McSwine? LOL. Good one. I actually had to look at the picture again for the monkey skull, then realized you were talking about the Misfits (punk band from the 70s and 80s) logo atted on her arm.
    Great story, btw. Love the Duck Dynasty reference. 😀

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  6. Scarlet leaped at the chance to appear on Bad Ink. Her mission: disguise a quarter-sized Disney Nemo belly tattoo.

    4 hours and a complimentary belly-piercing later, Scarlet realized the tragic extent of her folly.

    Only Tang and Jaegermeister could erase the new MRSA tattoo that covered her entire abdomen.

    And that was only temporary.

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  7. jbrayweber says:

    HAHAHA! Tragic folly, indeed. LOVE this, Kristen!

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  8. Sarah Andre says:

    Pass.
    😉

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  9. jbrayweber says:

    Understood. (hehe)

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