Hump Day Kick Start – Flasher Edition

Song of the day: Live It Up by Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

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Introducing today’s prompt. She’s flashing traffic. How fun is that?

What’s her story? Is she doing this on a dare? What will she get for doing it (besides a giddy and/or queasy feeling)? Is she flashing her boyfriend on his way to work? How about protesting something—like tearing down the bridge she’s standing on or bras? What if her antics were caught on film by a news crew?

You tell me. Love to hear your take on this exhibitionist.

14 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Flasher Edition

  1. Looks like New Orleans during Mardi Gras!! LOTS of this going on. 🙂

  2. jeff7salter says:

    My, my, my.
    Of course, my first reaction is: “Turn Around, Girl!”
    But I also realize we have a story unfolding here, so…

    Judy was sick and tired of her boyfriend Bill constantly forgetting the very few items she asked him to pick up on his way home from campus.
    “I just forgot,” he’d always say, though he hardly ever apologized.
    “But I wrote it down on a piece of paper and stuck the note to your car keys,” replied Judy.
    “Guess it fell off in the wind.” Bill seemed way too blase about forgetting the essentials Judy needed … yet he had their single car tied up all day.
    “If you can’t make a better effort, I guess I’ll have to find a way to remind you that you can’t forget,” she mused out loud.
    “Whatever,” he said.

    Having left Bill a note indicating she needed two quarts of milk in order to prepare supper that evening, Judy already knew he would forget. But what steamed her potatoes was that he didn’t make an effort to remember!
    Knowing both Bill’s route home and the approximate time he’d be there, Judy stood on the overpass and waited ’til she saw the distinctive color of his aging Karman Ghia.
    At just the right moment, she used a mirror to flash the sun into his eyes, and then raised her tight tee shirt.
    Across her bosom, she’d written — in bright red lipstick — “Got Milk?”

  3. jbrayweber says:

    Got Milk? HAHA! That is PERFECT!
    See, Jeff. Every now and again I throw you a bone. I said BONE. *snicker*

  4. girldrinkdrunk says:

    Okay Jeff–Got Milk wins WORDPRESS today!

  5. jbrayweber says:

    Agreed, Kristen!

  6. girldrinkdrunk says:

    This is what happens when you’re the last of your pals to get implants.

  7. jbrayweber says:

    Hey, gotta show them off, ya know.

  8. LOL, Jeff! I can’t top that. And I don’t want to make a boob of myself. Thanks, Jenn,

  9. jbrayweber says:

    LOL! Very clever, Mary Anne. 😀

  10. jeff7salter says:

    LOL, Mary Anne…

  11. jbrayweber says:

    Muchas gracias, Ella!

  12. Trixie says:

    Unfortunately this young lady is distraught and discouraged that there is no cure for breast cancer as of yet. She is raising awareness the best way she knows how . . . to show the boobies! She has the pink ribbon tattooed in the middle of her chest as she has several girlfriends and family members who were affected but have also overcome the disease. She is yelling to the cars below “FIND A CURE!” Way to bring awareness, chica! Way to bring awareness.

  13. jbrayweber says:

    Let’s hear it for the girl! Whoop! Whoop!
    Great job, Trixie!

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