Hump Day Kick Start – Shredded Santa Edition

Hump Day Kick Start – for your muse, a writing picture prompt, or just a visual treat.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Dirty Santa, ripped clothing, wet with rain, intense expression—a writing prompt just for you.

Tell me about him. Who is he and how did he come to such a state? Had the office Christmas party gotten out of hand? Is he a holiday soldier fighting a war against Krampus? Did he get into a  scuffle with Frosty? Get cut off by a cute, but jaded, helicopter pilot causing him to wreck his sleigh? Maybe he should have called her after he jingled her bells. Couldn’t resist the pun. Put me on the naughty list.

Love to hear your take or caption the photo.

 

7 Responses to Hump Day Kick Start – Shredded Santa Edition

  1. jeff7salter says:

    Hmm. Okay.
    Well, Rupert Oxnard has been involved with community theater for two seasons now and finally the production schedule has “Streetcar Named Desire” ready for auditions. Of course he wants the role of Stanley.
    But he didn’t read the script carefully enough to realize it does not take place at Christmas time.
    So Rupert’s daily practice for the auditions has consisted of what you see here. And he yells, “STELLA! STELLA!” over and over again.
    By the fifth time, he’s managed the requisite tears.

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  2. jbrayweber says:

    You had me had Street Car Named Desire, Jeff. ☺

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  3. jeff7salter says:

    heh heh heh

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  4. pibarrington says:

    Santa Clause is coming to town. Yeah, right. Damn female Santas. After they get their treat, they dump you in two foot high snowdrifts without so much as a belt to keep your pants up, laughing all the way. Last time I sit on Santa’s lap and tell her what I want for Christmas like ringing her bells on bobtail. No wonder so many people get the blues on this holiday of red and green Especially when, like me, you really are attracted to her. Well, I guess it wasn’t a silent night after all.

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  5. jbrayweber says:

    Cute way of incorporating Christmas-like phrases. Love it. With a guy like that, I doubt there *would* be a silent night.

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  6. Will Graham says:

    “Dress up like Santa, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Walk up to The Pistol, they said. Tell her she’s been naughty this year, and no more Black and White Cookies for her. It’ll be fun, they said…. “

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  7. jbrayweber says:

    Ha! That’ll learn ‘im!

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